I'm in that awkward transition of still wanting to be a teenager but its time to be an adult. So I'm having a kid so I can play with toys to get me through my pre-mid-life crisis...
this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried.
When the weather man said there’d be 6-8 inches of snow i wasn’t expecting this much, but that’s prolly bc I’m so used to guys lying about what 6-8 inches actually is
best penis joke of 2014.. so far.. makes me damn proud